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2010-02-24 02:29:06
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Do I make you moist?
Do you want to show me the sort of endearment only semi-nude photos can give?CONGRATS! YOU MAY ALREADY BE A FAN!


the rules and rewards for getting on this page are fairly simple: send me a semi-nude photo of yourself as well as a quote as to how absolutely amazing I am. there are NO rewards whatsoever for joining this page except for getting your face plastered on yet another page of FAKE. that's right, nothing except that and the glorious fap-fappity action of men everywhere.

ohyeah,andI'lltalkabouthowcoolyouare,too

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2010-03-22 [Rory_]: lol... and how well has it worked out so far?

2010-03-22 [Gone baby, gone]: this is the second version of a page. the last was turned into a music appreciation page at the request of my ex-girlfriend. to be completely honest however, I don't care if people commit themselves to this or not. FAKE is dying faster than a diabetic kid let loose in a candy shop.

2010-03-22 [Stimpy]: Not dying. The good ppl are still here...

2010-03-23 [Gone baby, gone]: but they're few and far between, and even THEY are starting to loose interest. Nik and I have talked about this very thing before. Having a few diehard members just isn't going to save the site; myspace and facebook have members by appealing to a vague span of people. if fake simply penned itself as ANYTHING, it might stand a chance.

2010-03-23 [Gone baby, gone]: I've a tendency to agree. there are a few people(...that I have a raging man-crush on, like [ouija]) that I simply have NO way of contacting otherwise, and it kinda bothers me that they seem to up-and-leave sometimes.

2010-03-23 [Gone baby, gone]: ah, I can see it now...
[ouija] edges out to get his morning paper, his back popping just as he bends to get it, and upon rising...
"DUDE WASSUUUUP!"
he's stunned, naturally. and as he sheepishly retreats inside and calls the police, I press my face to his door and say
"come join usssss again, Fawkes....JOIN US!"

....meh, he might be cool with it.

2010-03-23 [Gone baby, gone]: probably. [Lollipop Rage] lives in my closet. it's pretty chill, I must say.

2010-03-23 [Gone baby, gone]: fucking goat man and his fucking goat treason...

2010-03-23 [Gone baby, gone]: Pan's Labrynth>Coraline as far as overall creepiness, but not by much.

2010-03-23 [ouija]: "come join usssss again, Fawkes....JOIN US!"

I think at that point, I'd have to come back again. Hell. I've been pretty good about coming on as often as I can. Though, the unexpected visit would be a chortle. There would be absinthe and pipe tobacco a plenty. For me at least. Indulge at your own whim, I always say.

2010-03-23 [Gone baby, gone]: AH! I mean, hello >.>
and indulge I tend to do, save for drink; I've had too many nasty pranks played on me at parties.

2010-03-23 [Rory_]: [ouija] and I seem to be on the same page for that aspect says I lighting meh pipe. Feel free to add me on FB if you want. After Joining Fake! I have been on my ET and EP accounts maybe twice. Lately life has been too busy to let me on here as often as I would like.

2010-03-23 [Rory_]: The FB comment was made for everyone. It is an invitation.

2010-03-28 [Gone baby, gone]: Dear god, I hate facebook. and myspace. and twitter.

2010-03-28 [Gone baby, gone]: it keeps me fed. here in NC the servers that house FB for three counties have been compromised, and I get to work on any computer belonging to a moron that can't go more than 5 mins without accessing the site.

2010-03-28 [Gone baby, gone]: actually, people's ignorence on protecing their computer is what I deem "good". it's amazing how simple things like Anti-viral software slip people's mind.

2010-03-28 [Rory_]: I don't like them either, but they make it easier to keep in touch with people.....

2010-09-13 [Stimpy]: Its like the wettest wetness in existence.

2010-09-13 [Gone baby, gone]: this list is sooo fucking old.

2010-09-13 [Stimpy]: :) but still soooo true

2010-09-16 [Never.More]: A testament to your manliness, Jack? lol

2010-09-16 [Gone baby, gone]: It used to be longer. Then an Ex-GF got all possesive and crazy, and the wiki turned into "Shake Dat Ass", which hasn't been updated in ages either.
I literally forgot this existed.
Doll was on here at one point, as well as Malice Bathory(who, BTW, was much sweeter than her brother).

2010-09-17 [Never.More]: *giggles* Awwwww...

2010-09-21 [Gone baby, gone]: yeeaaaahhhhh. Malice and I contacted each other a few times during the winter. She left me a voice mail once. She seemed so shy. I always wondered what happened to her.

2010-09-21 [Never.More]: Aw... That's pretty sad... I hope she's okay. I never had spoken with her or Nik.

2010-09-22 [Rory_]: I have not heard much from any one on here... not in the last 4 months, any way.

2011-06-23 [Aksi]: Aww, I wanted to lurk on moistness.

2011-09-01 [The Iron Warrior]: yay for fay,she makes my day ,will she come and play

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